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E D I C T

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The Chancery
John Silver House
HM Aegis Halifax,
Scotia Redoubt
I S H

23 JUNE 2004

E D I C T

WHEREAS, His Historic Highness (HHH), The Lord Dovercourt, Chancellor of the Great Society, has re-affirmed his LOVE and DEVOTION to all things HISTORIC and sought to return to academe,

and WHEREAS, in its humbled and wise opinion, the Admissions board of a local institution of higher learning, has chose not to thwart the efforts of the Chancellor to seek even higher levels of PRETENSE, OBSTINANCE and ARROGANCE has granted Michaelmas Admission to our Great Adjudicator, Administrator and Escalator of all things HISTORIC,

by VIRTUE of his PRETENSION, The Minister of Truth and Chancellor of the SOCIETY, Mitchell Irons, the Lord DOVERCOURT, Lord PROTECTOR of the Eastern Shore and its Near Realms, PATRON of the Order of the Knights ESCALATOR, PATRIARCH of the Proles and CARDINAL in the Illustrious Cult of the Stone(d)Monkey, on this, the 23rd day of June, in the year 2004 in other-worldly Christian calendars, PROCLAIMS the 22nd of June to forever be known as El Dias du Studente. Further, by and with the advice of the Great Politburo of the Society, Our wise and noble Leader and Companion hereby DECLARES El Dias du Studente to be celebrated as a Holiday of Historic Magnitude.

In HONOUR of this EDICT and in observance of the AWESOME POWER of the Chancellor, said Institution of Higher Learning shall forthwith and forever be known only as SAINT MITCHELL’S UNIVERSITY, and its campus as CHANCELLOR’S GROUNDS. The volumes of its Library shall be assimilated with the Great Library of the ISH, and its building renamed DOVER HALL. The Third Floor, as a Seat of History, further, and in accordance with all ISH Codes, is hereby declared a HALLOWED LAIR and INNER SANCTUM of the Chancellor, or simply as THE DEATH STAR.

ANNOUNCED hereunto by Gentleman Bo Jangles, Clerk and Scribe of the Chancery and S. Armand de Rodeo, Scribe of the Society, DUDES, in the presence of OTIS, Knight ESCALATOR.

[SIGNED under the GREAT SEAL of the ISH]

Jangles,
DUDE

de Rodeo,
DUDE

Otis,
DUDE, ESCALATOR ++

HISTORAS VINDICAT!

VOP ISH AD2004

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June 23, 2004 at 6:51 pm

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