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The Chancery
John Silver House
HM Aegis Halifax,
Scotia Redoubt
I S H

3 JUNE 2004

E D I C T

WHEREAS, Its Digital Highness, Guerrilla Laptop, has, over many years of service to the SOCIETY, has abdicated the Guardianship of the WillNet Permanent Archive,

and WHEREAS, in its many years in the service of HISTORY, has not once wavered in its practise and promotion of PRETENSION, ARROGANCE and INSOLENCE,

and WHEREAS Gurrilla Laptop has in recent days been KNIGHTED the 1st Duke of Dewson,

by VIRTUE of his PRETENSION, The Minister of Truth and Chancellor of the SOCIETY, Mitchell Irons, the Lord DOVERCOURT, Lord PROTECTOR of the Eastern Shore and its Near Realms, PATRIARCH of the Proles and CARDINAL in the Illustrious Cult of the Stone(d)Monkey, on this, the 3rd day of June, in the year 2004 in other-worldly Christian calendars, ELEVATES the 1st Duke of Dewson, Guerrilla de iBook, to the resplendent Order of META-HISTORY,

AND, in right of the Honours and Powers infused in His Body as Primate of the Societal Druid Order of The LEBOWSKI Runes, bestows upon Duke de iBook the Title of DUDE.

MAY the Duke of Dewson, seated at the right hand of all the Demi-Gods, Heroes, Friends and Lovers of the SOCIETY, find perpetual and infinite HONOUR and PRAISE at the High Table of Feastin’ and Boozin’ in Elysian Fields!

WITNESSED hereunto by Gentleman Bo Jangles, Clerk and Scribe of the Chancery and S. Armand de Rodeo, Scribe of the Society, DUDES.

[SIGNED]

IRONS,
DUDE

HISTORAS VINDICAT!

VOP ISH AD2004

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Written by mitchellirons

June 3, 2004 at 5:04 pm

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